Monday, December 24, 2007

Seasons Greetings

Happy Holidays!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Something is definitely wrong here

since when has it become socially acceptable to discuss overblown wax jobs on the female anatomy? yet the topic of facial hair on women is utterly taboo.

not having experienced said wax job, i should probably refrain from comment, but i cannot imagine a more humiliating procedure to undergo, much less to gladly pay someone who must be wetting themselves all the way to the bank.

See? One of these positions is far more humiliating, if you ask me.

speaking of wet and i don't know why we were, i found these on you tube. just so you are warned beforehand they are commercials about feminine protection. One is real; one a mockumercial.

ok, now for the phoney balogne ad

Only one insults me. I'll give you three guesses.


Tuesday, December 11, 2007


over a past
that cannot be grasped
through the haze
of booze and pills

worse yet, mental atrophy

closed in by dreams
leaving me exhausted,
sweating, and moaning
pitiful aching sobs

what have you done now?

grieving for the passed
never out of mind
and just barely out of reach
yet reaching brings an end
for what i'm not ready

can i hold you in this world?
oh, i would try
or shall i just hold you
give you that comfort

a small and cold comfort
which kills me
yet it is you
that is gone