Monday, December 17, 2007

Something is definitely wrong here

since when has it become socially acceptable to discuss overblown wax jobs on the female anatomy? yet the topic of facial hair on women is utterly taboo.

not having experienced said wax job, i should probably refrain from comment, but i cannot imagine a more humiliating procedure to undergo, much less to gladly pay someone who must be wetting themselves all the way to the bank.

See? One of these positions is far more humiliating, if you ask me.

speaking of wet and i don't know why we were, i found these on you tube. just so you are warned beforehand they are commercials about feminine protection. One is real; one a mockumercial.

ok, now for the phoney balogne ad

Only one insults me. I'll give you three guesses.


1 comment:

  1. As I type this I'm doing the splits, in deference to the first ad. That's the way we're supposed to be, right? Blonde, thin, aggressive, and doing the splits at the drop of a hat?

    I think Brazillian wax customers should be required to bring a framed 8x10" photo of their grandparents to the appointment. If they can get through the appointment with Harriet and Myron watching over them, they can stay.